Thank you folks for a lovely evening. xx
FREE INTERNET BINGO hosted by the king of bingo Dave G Tracey, if you would like to join us this Friday just get your ticket from private messaging Dave G Tracey
Another great afternoon with Gary Jay.
New twist to what's in your box with the lovely Dolly & Pete Great fun had by all, thanks Ang & Chelsea Anne Philpott x
A great afternoon promised, please come and support this K9 fundraising event specifically for the 6 heartworm positive dogs that need treatment which is expensive. tia

Welcome to Clouseau's Live Sports Saturday's - Live Entertainment at 9.30pm Sunday’s- Sunday Lunches from 1pm Live Entertainment from 3.30pm Monday - Closed Tuesday's - Pool Night Thursday- Steak Night followed by Tina's Quiz Friday's - Darts Night

Charleys 50 Deeds in 30 Days

We are all so proud of you Charley!!

Thankyou to all of our lovely customers and Palmarians that have donated so far 🥰🥰

An amazing total of €626.91 so far!
Thank you so much for all your support x

🍔Burger Heaven!!!🍔


Homemade 6oz 100% Beef Burger
Stuffed with caramelised red onion & cheese!!
Served with lettuce & tomato in a soft floured bun.

And of course completed with a side salad and chunky chips!!


I have just learnt this woman is a resident of Palm Mar.
Please please if anyone sees this woman or knows anything about her whereabouts contact the number on the poster!
I will put this on my personal timeline please SHARE from there!
Thank-you ❤


Don't forget you can enjoy your meal on the terrace or have it wrapped up to take away.
We look forward to seeing you tonight 🥰

Face mask rights and wrongs in the Canary Islands The Canary Islands government have said 'no' to making the use of masks compulsory

[07/21/20]   We would just like to say a quick thankyou to all our customers that came in tonight for understanding and respecting the changes.
It's difficult for all of us, but we truly appreciate your support in these times.
See you all tomorrow 😷❤

[07/21/20]   I have just had this confirmed it is current LAW, not a bar rule!

Masks MUST be worn when leaving your table for any reason. This includes entering the bar to order drinks or use the bathroom.
The only exception to this law is if you are carrying medical proof that you are exempt from wearing one.

The bar is liable for you not wearing a mask, both us and yourself will be fined.
So it's as simple as this, NO MASK NO DRINK, and if we get fined there will be NO BAR.

Thankyou for your understanding

[07/21/20]   We are now open on Tuesdays from 5pm
It's the first match of the pool season! 🎱
So come down and support the team 🏆

New masks being made as I type!! Gotta keep fashionable 😷😷

Photos from Clouseaus's post

I recommend wearing your summer mask today 🥵😷

Canarian Government to rely on public responsibility for the moment with threat of returning to lockdown phase if people don’t abide by public health protection measures – Janet Anscombe


🔹 Social distancing rules must be followed.
🔹 Dancing is NOT allowed!
🔹 You can't move from table to table to socialize
🔹 2 people at the bar at any one time, 1.5m apart, Order your drink, collect your drink and return to your seat.
🔹 The bars closing time MUST be respected.

These are not our rules, This is the Law!

Sharing this from Janet Anscombe - The public is given a few days to assimilate the “request”, and from today, police will be enforcing it. If you consider yourself lucky to find a bar where physical distancing isn’t enforced, or are inclined to mock the dancing prohibition imposed to prevent people getting sweaty and breathing more heavily and so expelling respiratory particles that could spread the virus, well think again because such “luck” has just run out. Police have now started closing bars, fining owners and tenants for non-compliance, and dealing with the public in their inimitable way when things turn nasty. Full Post ---->

In short if these things are not obeyed, our doors will not be able to remain open. Updated 16 July: Canarian President Ángel Torres has said that the public must be responsible or these islands will find themselves back in a lockdown phase. For the moment, it seems, we are not to have compulsory face masks at all times in public but Torres was quite clear: either the public does ...

It's Thursday which means it's steak night!!

Tonight's quiz starts at 8.30pm with your host Alan!
With a very special themed quiz, if you know Maggie & Harold you might be at an advantage 😆

[07/16/20]   Due to upgrading the electrics the kitchen will be closed
Friday (17th)
However we will be honouring those meals already booked

Charleys 50 Deeds in 30 Days

Charley has been inspired by some members of his cubs group raising money, & would like to raise money for Happy2help as a tribute to his Grandma.
Charley plans to complete 50 good deeds in 30 days donating any money’s earned to this charity.

That's right it's Fryday!!
Join us tonight from 6,30pm... Eat in or Take Away 😊

Well last night they sold out.
So another batch of Cornish Pasties have just come out of the oven, grab them whilst they're hot!

[06/29/20]   We are full!.. sorry to put it so bluntly we physically can NOT have anybody else turn up for a short while
Will update soon!

[06/29/20]   We've had a few questions regarding this afternoon

🔹What time does it start & end?

3pm till approx 6.30pm

🔹Can we reserve a table?
We are only reserving tables for the family Today.

🔹Is there a dress code?
Respectfully smart casual.

[06/28/20]   If you have some favourite pictures of Vicky please send them through to Chelsea
So we can display them tomorrow ❤

In honour of our dear friend Vicky a gathering of remembrance will be held at Clouseau's on Monday 29th June from 3pm.

Peter, James, Michelle and the family would love to see as many of you as possible so we trust in your understanding of the current situation that only 42 people can be allowed in the bar at any one time. By following the guidance below it would make much easier for the family at this sad time.

Just a few short weeks ago it wouldn't of even been possible for friends to come together and celebrate Vicky's life. However, with current legislation it is now possible for us to have up to 42 people in the bar at any one time and of course social distancing rules have to be respected. With that said, Vicky was a very popular lady with many friends so the only way to accommodate everyone, is if some of your have the intention of only calling in for a drink and to pay your respects rather than staying for the whole afternoon.

We politely ask if this is your intention, that you quietly let a member of the staff know upon arrival that you will be happy to make way for new guests, by doing this we can quietly let you know, if the bar is too busy without any embarrassment or awkward situations arising.

On a personal note:
These are difficult times, creating new challenges and a new normality for all of us, the majority that I have written above isn't something I ever dreamed I would have to ask but I hope together and with understanding we can make this day as normal and special for the family as possible in remembrance of our friend Vicky. ❤️

I can't believe it's Friday already!!
Thankyou to everyone that joined us last night, whether it be for a bite to eat, the quiz or just a few beers.
If you're out and about tonight why not pop in and say hello

We've got room to seat a few more for fish & chips, if you don't fancy eating in, they can be wrapped to take away 😊

See you later x

A few people have asked have the opening hours changed now the SOA has finished...
I will update this week with our opening days and times.... However at the moment our closing time is the same.

Last orders 10.30pm - This is the time you order your last drink and pay your bill 💶

Drink up time is 10.50pm - This is when you drink what you've got left and go home 🏠

The next 10 minutes are for us so we can sanitize and clear the terrace ready for the next day. As you can imagine this is very difficult for us to do if your bottom is still on the chair!! 🪑🧽

Thankyou all for your understanding 😊

What matches have we got lined up today?

Man U vs Sheffield U kicks off at 6pm
Liverpool vs Crystal palace kicks off at 8.15pm

If you're feeling hungry the kitchen will be open for burgers PLUS Fish & Chips for those of you that missed out on Friday!

Dont forget we are open till 7pm today.
Closed tomorrow so feel free to bring Chelsea's birthday presents today 😉

Happy Sunday 😆

Fantastic turn out for our first Fish & Chip night!!

Lots of happy customers with full tummies 😊

It is with great sadness that we share the news of a good friends passing.

Our thoughts are with Peter, Harvey and their family. ❤

Rest in peace Vicky

Angie's Fish & Chip shop opens Friday night!!
With a taste of the Bridlington seaside.... Minus the seagulls nickin your chips 😂
Make sure you've booked your table it's gonna be busy!!

Get your seats booked!!
Football is back!!

Plus the Clouseau's burger bar will be open!!


Attached is our Thursday menu, with a few additions, Lamb will need to be ordered in advance.

The quiz will start at 8.30pm prompt.
Due to current laws tables are limited so food reservations will take priority... So if you're eating please let us know asap.

There has been a few amendments to the quiz due to current laws and bar capacity, please respect these amendments to keep yourselves and our quiz master Tina safe.

1. 5 people max per team.
2. Please bring a pen, and if you can a piece of scrap paper.
3. Tina will know longer be able to come to each table to see how you're getting on so if you need a clue or anything repeating make a note and let her know.
4. No paper swapping, so behave and don't cheat 😜.

We look forward to seeing you on Thursday 😆


Stay tuned for a Thursday update

Dont forget to book your table for sunday lunch tomorrow 😊😊

Tomorrows dessert will be Dairy Milk Oreo Cheesecake 🍰

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