The Swan

The Swan


Very remiss of not to mention all the lovely entertainment in The Swan took me way back loved it. Mind you time to give my liver a well deserved holiday.
Home again, lovely time in Tenerife. Many thanks to The Swan and the lovely ladies Charlotte and Michelle thanks for all your kindness and help and looking after me. Love you both see you next time.
Just having a San Miguel!
Best place for breakfast very friendly and welcoming they even do heinze beans highly recommend using it
Has to be the best place for food from breakfast to lunch to dinner, quality service, friendly and very welcoming, The braised steak is to die for 👌💯%
Back here enough of this walking Mularkey

The Swan Sports and Entertainment Bar returns to Tenerife from the 30.09.2011. The Swan Sport snd Entertainment Bar is in Los Cristianos on Av.

Amsterdam. We show all live sport and have eveing entertainment. There is a good selection of bar food snacks and daily special menus.

Funcionando como de costumbre

[04/20/14]   Going to put a couple of rumours to bed.

1. The Swan is NOT for sale. It seems an agency off theiir own back decided to advertise the bar on the market for 99,950 euros. Nobody asked us and the advert has nothing to do with us.

2. I have not abandoned my family and fled the island. I am currently in Frankfurt working back in I.T. on a three month contract. Once the contract has finished I willl be working back at the bar.

Hope this stops these silly rumours.

[03/10/14]   Enjoyed the rugby and the football yesterday. Great games. Well done the Pie eaters, just shows money cannnot buy everything.

[03/10/14]   Last night quiz was won by "Charlie's Angels", whilst the booby prize for the lowest score went to "The Three Degrees". Thanks to all for competing.

[03/10/14]   We are sorry to say goodbye to Frances who has decided to go back to Blighty. Frances will be heading off this Sunday, so we wish her all the best in her future ventures.

As we say goodbye to Frances we will be welcoming Jan on board as of Tuesday.

[01/10/14]   You think you have seen everything, heavy rain, flooding, then yesterday morning at 4:00am hail stones. Don't worry though if you are heading out soon, normal service has been resumed and we have glorious sunshine again.

[01/01/14]   Thanks to Roger, Linda and all our customers/friends for making Christmas and New Year so special. Great atmosphere all over the festive period. Hope everybody had as good a Christmas and New Year as we did at the Swan.

Here is to a great 2014, with returning friends and meeting new friends.

[12/17/13]   Just back from Germany, where we were clearing our house.
Anthony as usual did a fantastic job on his own running the bar. Thanks to Frances and Claire for their help.

We have been very busy every night with old friends returning for Christmas and New Year.

Christmas is coming too fast !!!!

[12/12/13]   The rain, the rain. We were flooded yesterday and had to close. Today we dried ourself off, cleaned up and opened again this afternoon.

Tonight our entertainment is provided by Roger and we are looking forward to a busy night as friends join us for a good night.

[12/10/13]   Last night started a little slowly, but soon we were full and had a great time thanks to Vicky and guest singers. We said goodbye to some friends for another year, but welcomed old friends back to the bar.

Seemed strange with no Sam and Tracy after Sunday night !!!!

[12/08/13]   What a fantastic day yesterday, beautiful sunshine all day, then early evening the heavens opened and it poured down. We dried ourselves down and got the show back on.

Thanks to Linda and Roger for a great night of entertainment, not forgetting our guest singers.

Today normal weather is resumed glorious sunshine, football this afternoon, quiz tonight followed by Roger entertaining from 9:00pm.

[12/07/13]   Thanks to Linda and all our guest singers for a great night. Sorry to those we had to turn away as we had no spare seats. Tonight it is Roger and Linda.

[12/06/13]   Thanks to Roger for a great night last night. Lots of guest singers with special mention to Derek and Tracy for a totally unique version of Phantom of the Opera. Andrew Lloyd Weber has been in touch and said he is taking out a restraining order to ensure they do not sing it again !!!!!

[12/04/13]   The sun has got his hat on ................ Normal service resumed, seems somebody has paid the Sun God and we have sunshine again.

Great night last night thanks to Sonic and all our guest singers for making it such a good night. Looking forward to tonight with Linda.

[12/03/13]   It persistently rained all day yesterday, but we kept open and we go a break in the weather at 7:00pm. We kept open and had a great night with the bar full all night. It started to rain again about 11:45pm, but even though a few people got a little wet it did not dampen the atmosphere. Thanks to Vicky and all our singers for a great night.

[12/02/13]   Putting the Christmas lights up today. Making the place look a little festive.

[12/02/13]   What a great few nights we have had since we arrived back. Don't know how such a small bar can squeeze so many people in. Thanks to everybody for creating such a friendly atmosphere.

We have had to say goodbye to friends until the spring, but we have had friends arriving back for the winter, (eat your hearts out back in the cold).

[11/29/13]   Fabulous night last night thanks to Roger and all the guest singers. Sorry to all the people we had to turn away as we copuld squeeze nobody else in. Tonight we have Linda so be early to get a seat.

[11/18/13]   Happy birthday Anthony.

Hope you have a good night at work !!!!

[11/13/13]   Thanks to Vicky and Sonic for two great nights. Brilliant atmosphere with again some great guest singers.

[11/10/13]   Two great nights, Friday and Saturday. Linda and Roger sur can pack them in. Last night was amazing, turned so many people away as there was no room to swing a mouse never mind a cat !!

Tonight we have the Sunday night quiz followed by Roger. Looking forward to another great night.

[11/08/13]   Thought we might be quiet last night after being so busy the last few nights. No, people arrived early to ensure a seat and we were full again. Thanks to Roger for making the atmosphere so special.

Tonight we have Linda so looking forward to another great night. I will try and get some photos tonight.

[11/07/13]   Just been told that a friend has an apartment available for one week, 23rd December - 1st January. 250 pounds for the week.
Let me know if you are interested.

[11/07/13]   Another great night last night. Thanks Linda and guest singers who made the night so special. No room again, sorry for turning so many people away as we had no room for them.

Looking forward to tonight with Roger.

[11/06/13]   I all ways go on about the glorious weather. Well it peed down on Sunday, so much so that the toilets were flooded. Not just us it was most bars and restaurants that had to close.

Thanks to Anthony and Frances we have done oup "Operation Cleanup" and back in business again.

Thanks to Sonic last night, we had a stormer. Totally rammed, with loads of people stood on the pavement just watching beacuse they could not get in.

Looking forward to another good night tonight with Linda and more guest singers.

[10/28/13]   Sorry to hear about the bad weather back in the UK. All I can say is that we are having cool sea breezes with lots of sunshine. Hope it makes you all feel a little better.

[10/10/13]   Does anybody fancy a autumn / winter break ?

A friend has had a late cancellation for his two bed apartment. It is now available between Oct 23 thru to Dec 25.

Anybody interested please contact me

[10/08/13]   Thanks to everybody for making the last week so fantastic. We have had such a great time with great entertainers and guest singers. The bar has been absolutely buzzing. Sorry to everybody who has tried to get in and we could not squeeze you all in.

Tonight be prepared to be entertained by your compare Sonic. We are expecting another great night.

[09/29/13]   Sorry to everyboday last night who could not get into the bar, full to the rafters again. Another brilliant night thanks to Linda and Roger and our guest singers. We had to say goodbye to Jade and her mum last night, but lots of old friends are back on the island.

Tonight we have our quiz at 8:00pm followed by Roger from 9:00 pm. Looking forward to another good night.


France's singing at the Swan in Los Cristianos. Mein Herr from Caberet.

Frances singing a number from the musical Cabaret. What a great voice.

via YouTube Capture


Jade singing at the Swan in Los Cristianos. The small girl with the unique voice singing White Flag

We get some great singers in the Swan. Jade has been in a few nights now. Listern to her unique voice. Brilliant !!!

via YouTube Capture

[09/24/13]   Great night last night thanks to Vicky and all our amazing guest singers.
Sorry to all those we could not squeeze in. Tonight we have the football followed by Sonic.

To all our friends in Northern Europe a quick weather update, it is getting colder here now. Only 31 degress today !!!

[09/19/13]   Thanks to Sonic on Tuesday and Linda last night. Absolutely brilliant nights where we were packed to the rafters. Great atmosphere both nights.

Tonight we have Roger and we are aiming for another great night. Great to see so many friends returning.

[09/12/13]   Thanks to Linda for a special night last night !!! Only three guest singers, but they were quality. We were able to hear a certain somebody all night long, no names mentioned who seemed to have a lot to say !!! A good night had by all.

Tonight we have Roger who has an incredible range of music that he can perform.

No sport until this w/e when football is back, thank God.



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Anthony Walker

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Locked in the kitchen, as they are to valuable to lose !!!




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Avenida Amsterdam,
Los Cristianos

Horario de Apertura

Lunes 10:00 - 02:00
Martes 10:00 - 02:00
Miércoles 10:00 - 02:00
Jueves 10:00 - 02:00
Viernes 10:00 - 02:00
Sábado 10:00 - 02:00
Domingo 10:00 - 02:00
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