Two Fools Tavern

"Where the Craic is MIghty"

Two Fools Tavern is an unrelenting dream finally realized by folks who had a desire to bring a real Irish pub and eating establishment to Albuquerque, New Mexico. They envisioned and executed faithfully an authentic replication of the pubs they had visited in Ireland. The warmth, charm, European feel and essence is all evident in the Two Fools Tavern. The colors, furniture, pictures on the wall, the knick knacks placed throughout ... and of course the ales, stouts and fine whiskies and cuisine of the Emerald Isle is all here to enjoy. The tavern invites everyone (of age) to come and visit, imbibe in a Guinness, artfully poured, and partake in your favorite Irish food.

Yum Yum

Just in Time, now available for your delights

Tartan Day is Almost Here! Bagpipes at lunch and dinner to help Celebrate. Saturday April 6th

Last Chance for Haggis until November, also going to release the Game of Thrones Scotches. This Saturday!

This Saturday National Tartan Day April 6th!

Enjoy Scotch Flights, Haggis, Bagpipes and bring your kilt!
We will be opening some new whiskies that day so don't miss out

Always a great Day For Fish n Chips mmmmmmm

What a Great Weekend, Thank You for all the love and support, we had a great time!

Starting Today Through St. Patrick's enjoy our traditional Lamb Stew and the authentic Bacon and Cabbage. (Irelands version of the American Corned Beef

St. Patrick's Day is next Sunday, we will be featuring our St. Patrick's Day Favorites Menu which includes the Lamb Stew, plus the Bacon and Cabbage.

Sorry but no Brunch menu

We look forward to seeing you soon!

It's good to be Two Fools Tavern. Booker's 30year edition

This Friday is St. David's Day, The National Holiday of Wales Cymru, Enjoy some welsh dishes along with Welsh Whisky

Just in Time for St. DAVIDS day March 1st
The National Holiday of Wales (Cymru)
Penderyn Distillery Flight including the best of 2018 winner the Celt

Kids out of school? We have you covered!

Sunday must be brunch at Two Fools Tavern, with our amazing Irish Breakfast, and live Celtic Music! Every Sunday 11am to 2pm

St. David's Day! Friday March 1st
The National Holiday of Cymru (Wales).

Enjoy Traditional Welsh Dishes, and Welsh Whisky and of course Daffodils and Leeks!.

We are Ready for you!

Sunday February 3rd Closed for the Day!!!

Sunday February 3rd we will take the day off and close for some minor touch up. Visit us Saturday or Monday for all the wonderful food and drinks you love

Happy Wednesday!

Come get some Cottage Pie and warm up, and be thankful you are not in the Midwest brrrrr

Today is our 13th Year Anniversary!!!

Huge win day, its also
National Irish Coffee Day
Burns Night
Release of our Anniversary Ale

Woo Hoo!!

Tomorrow!!! 13 amazing years, thank you so much for yor continued support. We could not be Two Fools without all of our Foolish Guests

Enjoy beer specials, including Canteen Brewhouse Rye barrel aged Scotch Ale. Guinness Stout, and Guinness Antrewpen stout

Whisky flights and Haggis for the Burns night fans

The Canteen Brewhouse just delivered this amazing Rye Barrel aged beer, for our 13th Year Anniversary. Try it along with our single barrel rye!

Our Single Barrel Rye, has been aging a Scotch Ale from Canteen Brewery, will be released for our Anniversary January 25th.

Check out our other specials

This Friday 13th Year Anniversary!!!
Beer Specials including a special Rye Barrel Scotch Ale
Whisky Specials Bagpipers and Haggis

We Found the Pot of Gold

13th Year Anniversary next Friday January 25th.

Special Barrel aged beer release, Scotch Ale in our Rye whisky barrel. Plus other beer specials
Haggis, whisky specials and bagpipers

Coming Soon! Game of Thrones Whiskies, just in time for the last season

13th Year Anniversary Celebration!
January 25th all day long
Beer and Whisky specials
Join us for all the Foolish Fun

Happy New Year!!!

We are closed today, but will be open tomorrow at 11am!

Happy Boxing Day! Open Regular hours today, enjoy this Isle Holiday with traditional Eats and Drinks

Spend the holidays 4700 miles closer to home but still have that lovely Irish Pub experience

Mmmmm.....It's Two Fools Time

Its Ye Merry Ole Holidays,
and you are worth it!
Lovely whiskies
For some extra lovely folks

Have a Fool in your life? Of course you do!

Gift Cards available in the Tavern or mailed from our website.

Shirts, hats and logo glasses for sell at the Tavern.

Sticky Toffee Pudding available now through New Year's Eve!

Enjoy a stroll around Nob Hill and visit our retail neighbors then head back for dessert and Irish Coffee

Its Winter, and we have what you crave

For our whisky friends, this just came in

Two Fools Tavern

Happy Holidays, From your friends at Two Fools Tavern

Two Fools Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays, From your friends at Two Fools Tavern

It's a Rye whiskey kind of day. Have you tried our single barrel, cask strength rye? The spicy vanilla flavors are delightful. Plus it's only $8

Heck Yeah, it's a Rula Bula kinda Monday

[12/02/18]   Closed Tonight December 2nd at 5pm for our Employee Party!

We will see you Tomorrow

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General Manager

Russell Reid

Culinary Team

Tom White




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3211 Central Ave NE
Albuquerque, NM

Opening Hours

Monday 11:00 - 00:00
Tuesday 11:00 - 00:00
Wednesday 11:00 - 00:00
Thursday 11:00 - 00:00
Friday 11:00 - 01:00
Saturday 11:00 - 01:00
Sunday 11:00 - 23:00
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