I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
I was banned from the Grapevine Bar's cover photo
Dammit , it's hot. I'm a problem solver.
[09/21/14] Great night sharing stories and meeting others who loved Robert Newell. He was a man with the heart of a lion. Namaste friend.
You are missed.
Today we lost a great guy. Robert, the door guy from
The Grapevine Bar, passed away this morning. Take the time to pour a little on the ground for our homie. RIP Sir.
One of the many little details that make Grapevine so unique, is it's decor. Needless to say, if you cannot behave yourself and you soil, urinate or puke on the furniture, you are sure to be banned.
dallas.craigslist.org Yes. Now you can take a little bit of Grapevine Bar history (and smell) home with you!!! Offered are two chairs. One is a winged back brown number featuring pheasants! The other is a pink velour...
[10/15/13] Still missing your smile sweet friend. The place is not the same without you. Love ya hard Miss Janette
[05/04/13] I was asked how The Grapevine Bar determines who is VIP. Honey, if ya gotta ask, you ain't VIP.
[05/01/13] The Flughafen has landed.
[04/28/13] In order to raise more money for our charities next Saturday for out Crawfish Boil The Grapevine Bar will be charging a $5 cover at the door. 100% of that money will go to the victims of the West, TX explosion and the Boston bombing. As always, VIP regulars do not have to pay a cover and the food is free and the drinks are frosty delicious!
[04/02/13] Breaking News: I have it on good authority that A certain former bartender is Dallas bound on April 30th. Stock up on those bevnaps.
[03/14/13] Yes, the bitch needs to shut up but I can't do anything about it. I ain't no "Bitch Whisperer".
[02/26/13] Santiago and his Mexican Mule gives him the title of "WIZARD OF BOOZE". You're welcome.
[02/20/13] The dance party at the jukebox is invite only.
[02/03/13] OMG, those shoes with that bag? Who is her Mama, cuz someone needs to slap her!!!!
[01/27/13] I can feel your breath on the back of my neck at the jukebox. And yes, I am priority playing over your selection. Next time, don't pick sh*tty tunes.
[01/05/13] Yes girl...........believe me, we all know you are "special".
[12/11/12] If you have never been to The Grapevine Bar when "Love Shack" comes on the jukebox, take cover and and enjoy the show.
[12/09/12] Conversation went like this: Oh hi, nice to meet you. Uh, girl, we met like 2 weeks ago and talked for like 2 hours.
[12/08/12] She was so bedazzled, you can see her from space!!!
[11/17/12] Walking up to the bar when it is slammed, balls to the wall people, and you have "a complicated order" may not get you banned, but you will not be in good favor. Order yourself a beer, highball, or Pom Pom and move along!!! -Grapevine Bar Etiquette 101
[11/16/12] I can't help but wonder, what happened to the man in the sarong?
[11/16/12] I can't help but think, what happened to the man in the sarong?
[11/03/12] All things Gangnam style needs to be banned.
[10/27/12] I am Switzerland.
[10/19/12] Tonight was so much love for our Janette. Girl, you are loved and missed by so many. The Grapevine and everyone who had the pleasure of knowing you will miss you. Mad love to you sister.
[10/17/12] Thinking of you sister. RIP Miss Janette. You and your infectious smille will be missed by all.
Sh*t Grapeviners say:
"Oh sh*t, grab napkins!! I hear "Proud Mary"!!! HURRY!!"
Ok, your turn!
[02/16/12] What? Where is she? If you tell me Gail got banned I am gonna smack a bitch!!!!
[01/17/12] Bitch seriously...........ya know that person that told ya to "just be yourself".....well, they obviously hate your ass.
[01/13/12] She is crazier than a sh*t house rat!!! Bitch, you know who ya are!
[12/28/11] I have decided to rename Robert. I will now refer to Robert as Check Point Charlie. Ain't nothing getting past him!
[12/07/11] Your Mom is banned.
[12/01/11] Admittedly, I do take some comfort in going to The Grapevine and not have to worry about running into the seriously bat sh*t crazy bitches.
[11/29/11] If you wake up in the morning with straws, strainers, glasses or jugs of Tang in your purse, you have most likely been to the Grapevine Bar.........and so has an unnamed prankster.
[11/29/11] Dear A-List Dallas.....just stop, ok? Stop, now, seriously.....stop.
[10/23/11] Ran into one of Dallas' Most Eligible twice last Friday evening. Funny thing, he was alone both times. I think it is time to find yourself a new show Mr. Buddons.
[10/17/11] A-List, really? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???
[08/23/11] If you are on "Most Eligible Dallas", you are banned FOR LIFE !!!!
[08/11/11] The Snooki look a like in the corner is making the regulars restless and hostile. Might I suggest a trip to Uptown where you can commune with your own kind?
[08/04/11] What good is one of the city's best patios when it is 107 outside? Might I suggest frozen Bellini delivery?
[07/29/11] Seriously? You f**king people are still here? Damn dude, go outside and play, read a book, do something for Christ's sake .
[07/05/11] Casey Anthony has been banned.
[06/08/11] Nothing amuses me more than the confused looks on the faces of newbies after "Proud Mary" is played.
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