Ever wanted a party/dive bar downtown with cheap drinks?!?!?! We are here for that very reason!!!
Come get u some of these bad decisions....
$2.50 Budlights , $3.50 Fireballs,
FREE POOL TOO!!!!
WTF FRIDAY at the Ugly Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!
$4.50 Well Vodkas. $2.50 Domestics
DJ ROB on deck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooo hoooo!!!! Happy Saturday!!!
$2.50 PBR & Highlife, $5.50 shooter specials
The Ugly Monkey is your celebration station tonight for May 5th. Great Beer & Liquor specials all day. Ole’
It’s Saturday, time for sinnin’. Come by the Ugly Monkey and break a few commandments.
$2.50 PBR & Highlife, $5.50 shot specials!!!
My only questions, does the naked dude have to wear a helmet and where do I apply for his job. Come see us tonight at the Monkey for a crazy good time!
$2.50 Beers & $ 4.50 Vodka Highballs!!!
It’s Thursday. Are you thirsty? Come snd fill your belly with some of our delicious Tequila, all half priced today!!!!!!! Braxton will make sure that you have a bald!!!
It’s Wed. night. Come on down and ets help you get over the hump.
$5.50 Jameson shots and $3.50 modelo
It’s Sunday Funday!!!
Come out and enjoy this weather with a cold brew or eleven.
$4.50 Absolut Bombs $2.50 Miller lts
Come on out and enjoy some adult beverages!
$2.50 PBR & Highlife, $5.50 Shooter Specials
Meanwhile, at Wallmart......
Come get some some delicious cocktails, smooth like mother’s milk.
$2.50 PBR & Highlife, $5.50 Kamakazis
WTF? It’s Friday!!!! $2.50 domestic beers and $4.50 well vodka drinks
Happy Monday Martha Farkas!!!!
Come get some.
$2.50 Budlight $3.50 Fireballs
I think I found my spirit animal.
Come find your inner party animal at the UglyMonkey. Ya boy Brax is here to make sure you have a bald!!!!
$2.50 Miller Lt. & $4.50 AbsolutRedbullBombs
We got all the good booze deals. Yum,yum come get you some!
$2.50 PBR and Highlife bottles
$5.50 Shot Special
Bring your new side piece or find one here. It’s going to be a blast!!!
All domestic bottled 🍻 $2.50, Well vodka drinks just $4.50
Talk about, “it melts in ya mouth, not in your hand” 😂
Come and hang with brew crew, $2.50 Budlights & $3.50 Fireballs, FREE POOL!!!
Time to put on your big girl pants and RALLY!
Finish the weekend strong at the Monkey. We got all the goods! Absolut Bombs $4.50 &
Our WORLD FAMOUS WINGS, Cooked fresh to order all day, Just 8 BUCKS A BASKET!
OH YEAH, ITS GONNA BE THAT KIND IF NIGHT!!!
Come on down and get weird with us.
$2.50 PBR, Highlifes & $5.50 Shooters
Speaking of “Hump Day”....Come let your freak flag fly at the Monkey tonight. JAMESON IRISH WHISKEY only $5.50. Modelo pints are just $$3.50 too!!!
Happy April Fools Day!!!
Come through the Monkey for the Drinks.
$2.50 Budlights, $3.50 Fireballs & FREE POOL. And that’s no joke!
It’s going down at the Monkey. Come get in some good drinking with the us.
$2.50 Jell-O shots $3.50 Domestics $4.50 well vodka $5.50 Kamakazis
Calling all degenerates..... it’s Monday at the Monkey. Come quench your thirst with our delicious cocktails. $2.50 budlights , $3.50 Fireball Shots!!! Free Pool Too!!!
Come on out and be a part of a night you’ll be telling your grandkids about!
$2.50 domestics $4.50 well vodkas
TIME FOR SOME HAIR OF THE DOG!!! Come on down and lemme help you ease into the week. $2.50 Bud Lts & $3.50 Fireball shots
FREE POOL ALL NIGHT. Half off wings and things till 9pm!
How was your Rookie Drinker Night? Whether you got stoopid smashed or spent the night dealing those who did, tonight’s your night!!!
$2.50 miller lt ,$4.50 Absolut Bombs til’ 2!
You don’t have to be Irish to come pickle your liver. Come down to the Monkey for all your St. Patty Day Shenanigans. We’re open all day till 2am. $8.50 Irish Car Bombs, No Cover!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!WTF, it’s Friggin’ Friday for Pete’s sake. Its going to be all sorts of wacky at the Monkey tonight!!!
$2.50 beers $4.50 well vodka drinks.
Come through and wish your boy Dave Spannhake a Happy Birthday with a Fireball shot and cherry.
HELL......ITS CHEAPER THAN A BABYSITTER,
Once the little ones are tucked in, come throw back some Tequila shooters on the CHEAP!
Happy Monday!!!!! It’s time for some Monkey Lovin’. Come get you some.
$2.50 Budlight & $3.50 Fireball, FREE POOL!
It’s #FundaySunday Come and get Bombed at the Monkey! All Absolute bombs just $4.50, Miller lites for $2.50 too.
For more domestic tips come on down to the Monkey! $2.50 PBR and Highlife
$5.50 Delicious Shooters
WTF Friday in full effect!!! Come make bad decisions with us!!!!
$2.50 Domestic Bottles. $4.50 well vodkas
Come on down to the Monkey for some half priced Tequila, amigo. We got all types of ill sh*te for the low low. Half of all proceeds are going to Braxton’s Save the Hairline Rogain Fund.
You’re going to drink enough liquid courage to finally sing “Dont Stop...Believing” at UGLY KARAOKE @ the MONKEY. Don’t worry, we got all the words to the songs on the big screen and wicked cheap booze to bring out your inner Beyonce!$5.50Jameson& $3.50 16oz. Modelo Draft.....
Happy Friggin Monday!!! Come drink the rest of it away at the Ugly Monkey.
$2.50 Budlight $3.50 Fireballs FREE POOL TOO!!!’
Come join the fun! $2.50 PBR and Miller bottles. $5.50 Kamakazis
Monday night Madness @ the Ugly Monkey!
It’s going down right now. Hey here while there’s room. We got everything you want in a night out! $2.50 Budlight $3.50 Fireball!
FREE POOL AND PARKING ALL MIGHT!!!
Wakey, wakey! Feeling a little shaky? Don’t worry, ya boy JB has what drunks crave! We got all the Adult Beverages you’ll ever need!
Happy Presidents Today!!! Bring some of those dead ones up here for a good time!
$2.50 Budlight & $3.50 Fireballs Free Pool!
Hooray, It’s Sunday Funday!!! The Monkey is serving up some good libations. $4.50 Absolut Bombs & $2.50 MillerLt. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it.,,
Come get some of this Monkey guys and gals! $5.50 Kamakazis $2.50 PBR & Highlife
$2.50 Budlights , $3.50 Fireball shots
That’d be some weird sh*t. What’s some weird sh*t that happened to you? Are you heavily medicated? Braxton would love to hear about! $2.50 miler lt
& $4.50 Absolut Bombs
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