Velocity 5 Bar Pong is an elite group of experienced pong players who collide every Wednesday in a challenge for cash prizes and bragging rights. The weekly winners receive $50, and beverages are priced in a collegiate fashion. All are welcome to join the competition each week. Official house rules are as follows: • 10-Cup starting point • Racks at 6, 4 and 3 cups • Bitches are NOT permitted to blow • Bouncing is authorized, yet dishonorable • No roll backs • Bring-it-Back enabled • Shoot-Till-You-Miss format before elimination • 3-Cup Overtime
WEDNESDAY!!! Finally those chumps Dee & Wheaton have been taken down from their 3-game streak. Hey, make sure you give that DJ Stacks guy some sh*t tonight too for donkin' out last week. Catch you on the tables tonight pongers!
[05/21/14] STEP RIGHT UP! We got week 3 starting tonight. Dee has been BEGGING DJ Stacks to come out and entertain so it looks like finally he'll be making a presence at the tables tonight. We failed to get a picture of TJ and Jamal, week 2 winners, but if you see them tonight congratulate them and buy them a goldschlager shot.
Can you call it luck still? Winners of last week Dee & Wheaton set the bar for the summer season. Aight, so this is how it's gonna be....we need some pongers to step up and silence this arrogance. I'm not puttin these clowns up every damn week...GOT IT!? Week 2 starts tonight at 10pm. Who's takin it down?
[05/07/14] Wednesdays are the new Saturdays ALL DAMN SUMMER!!! F**k it...let's kick off this new season tonight at Velocity 5! We got STACKS on deck, drink specials and CASH money for the winners!! Balls are flying immediately following the Wiz Kids!
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Adam and Tommy ran the tables last night like a BAUSE! Come out next week for the final Winter Season championship!
PONG NIGHT BITCHES!!! Congrats to Steven and Ashley, winners from last weeks sh*t show. 9pm sign up, lets buzz it up!
[12/31/13] Happy New Year's errbody, hope everyone gets drunk and lucky tonight! We're hosting a very special Hangover Helper Pong Wednesday tomorrow afternoon. Cheap mimosas and some tunes...the perfect way to scare off your hangover! Tourney starts at 2pm, so bring your walk-of-shame ass on in and let's start off 2014 with a solid post-party!!
WINNER! Week 2 goes to Toni & Rob! Great party last night everybody, hilarious ugly sweaters and a sh*t ton of fun! Can't wait to do it again...next year!
[12/18/13] It's one week till little baby Jesus' birthday. To date, he's the only man in history honored by wearing hideous sweaters in public. Let's show little baby Jesus how much we care by sporting these ugly sweaters at Pong Night! You don't HAVE to wear one, but remember the ugliest one gets an automatic buy back into the tournament!
We're throwing in a twist this Wednesday for Pong Night. Break out the Ugly-ass sweaters!! The team with the ugliest sweaters get a "Get Out of Jail Free" pass which they can use to buy back into the competition after elimination! There are way too many people that could use this pass!
Congrats to Week 1 winners Eran & Mark!! Bust out your ugly ass sweaters for Week 2 next Wednesday!
It's WEDNESDAY! Time for the REAL Pong Wednesday kickoff! With the holidays approaching, here is the schedule for the season:
Championship: January 22
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[08/14/13] Tonight is the LAST PONG NIGHT!! We've had a great season and as a final reward tonight's winners will receive a 2 for 1 trip to VEGAS!! A free hotel room for two, and one free roundtrip airfare. This means only one plane ticket needs to be split between the two and you're in Sin City! In order to be a contestant for the grand prize you MUST sign up before 10pm tonight. Come out and get your shine on with STACKS!!
Last week's pong champs: Kim & Drew! It's good to see newbies in the winner circle!
The winners of last week's tournament happens to be Bubba & Tommy! We tried to get a decent picture of Tommy but this was the best of 35....On to week 14! Good luck on the tables out there everybody.
[07/31/13] Special Pong night errbody! We're looking to celebrate our tenth favorite bartender, Jon McCourt's birthday!! Come crush cheap booze, jam with Stacks, and try to get lucky on the pong tables!
Congratulations to Howard & Tiblin on their victory in week 12! Taking out the Hartman brothers isn't easy!
[07/24/13] PONG NIGHT! Dee & Bubba have been running you kids with 4 victories in 11 weeks. Come out and party with Stacks and the Velocity crew tonight at 10pm. PS: It's national tequila day!
The chicken dinner of week 9 goes to: Bubba & Steven! The most dramatic and wild ending to any game of pong if only you knew!
[07/10/13] Hello boys & girls! Hopefully we've all bounced back from last week's sh*t show. We're gettin it on tonight as usual. Cheap drinks and FREE eye candy all night, tourney starts at 10!
[07/03/13] Happy Indepongdence Day! Welcome to the climax of summer AND the climax of the season. We have a three-peat champ from last week, Dee & Bubba. Dee and Bubba not only challenge you to the tables tonight, they challenge you to do the math of figuring out the odds of the same team winning 3 out of 7 weeks with 36 teams. If you got it, bring it, week 8 starts at 10pm tonight.
[06/26/13] It's pong Wednesday bitches. Things have been quite heated as we enter into the second half of the season. Let's see what you got tonight! Tourney starts at 10, this week there is a 26 team cut off so get in early!
Welcoming Raffi & Alex to the winner circle, congratulations on Week 6 gentlemen!
CASH MONIES! Stu & Demott are the official winners of Week 5...On to Week 6, I think it's about time to introduce some chicks to the winner circle!
[06/12/13] You know what it is! Time to sink your balls tonight at Velocity. As usual, cheap-ass drinks and music by Stacks. Goal of the night is to take down two-time-winners Dee & Bubba!
Winner of Week 4: Dee & Bubba! When asked about their BACK-TO-BACK win, they responded with: "That's what we do."
[06/05/13] Tonight make sure you find DJ Stacks to sign up for the pong tournament, AND this just in: $3 Stella CANS have been added to our cocktail menu...oh you fancy huh?
The official results are in and the winners of Pong Wednesday Week 3 are Dee & Bubba! Congratulations fellas and the rest of you pongers....don't let these cats repeat!
[05/29/13] Week 3 is kicking off in exactly 12 hours...DJ STACKS is back tonight!
[05/22/13] Pong Wednesday > Hump Day. Week 2 tonight, who takes it down?!
Congratulations to the winners of Week 1, Farid & Bouges!
[05/15/13] Pong Tip of the Day: The Diamond is the most effective rack formation at 4 cups.
[05/13/13] It's finally here...this Wednesday (May 15) we kick off the 3rd Annual Bar Pong Tournament. Music by STACKS, collegiately priced beverages AND $50 cash for the winner. See you at the tables.